adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle, via trustmeimthetrickster)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via cattycandi)

theserenesupreme:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

Finally

(via allergictologic)

cannibalqueen1235:

This describes my childhood

cannibalqueen1235:

This describes my childhood

(via pkmncardsonline)

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(Source: dicktho, via assgrl)

sexhaver:

im crying

sexhaver:

im crying

(via pluspluspangolin)

meladoodle:

I haven’t read a more relatable article in my entire life

(Source: meladoodle)

But they were eternal partners!

But they were eternal partners!

(Source: giulianofederico, via assgrl)

Anonymous said: There are probably famous people following you

meladoodle:

Why aren’t they hitting me up? Why can’t we be friends? Ryan Gosling if you’re reading this I’m gonna need you to stop being so shy